Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen

Yeah, mutha fuckas!

Megan Fox is back...
Optimus Prime is back...
Megatron is back...
Jazz is..uh,...well...errr....
This is a big ass flick. Its so big that realistically, you shouldn't even bother with a bootleg of it. I'm not kidding. The ONLY real way to see this movie is in the theater with a big ass bucket of popcorn or a happy meal and a drink you snuck in under your jacket. This movie takes the last movie and multiplies it by 5. The CGI is humongous. There are way more Transformers, way more fight scenes and its way longer...as in two hours and twenty-three minutes! Yep. Piss before you go to the theater.
Okay, I'm not going to spend a lot of time on this because unless you've been living under a rock or been in jail for the past few years, you already know what time it is with the Transformers.
This time, the Autobots are chasing something new. There's a new, bigger enemy. Of course, Sam is the key...again. Come on, you don't need plot. This movie is about giant robots kicking the shit out of each other sprinkled with various shots of Megan looking hot as fuck. YOU KNOW THAT'S WHAT ITS ABOUT.
Now I know the geeks wanna know shit like "Is Soundwave in this" or "What about the Constructicons, Omega Supreme..blah, blah, blah..." FUCK YOU. If you want to know any of that specific shit, take yo ass to the movie or find one of those geek ass spoiler message boards.
The only thing you need to know about this movie is what I have already told you.
This is the biggest movie of the year so far.
Even if you don't like the movie, you will still be able to say you got your money's worth.
If you're going to download and watch a fuzzy ass CAM, you may as well not even watch the movie. This movie is made for the theater experience. At least wait for a good R5 bootleg. This shit is LARGE.
That being said, its "decent" but not great. The humans take a back seat to the CGI and some of the characters from the first movie are reduced to mere one-liners. There are a couple of new faces in this one but over all its about metal vs. metal and you get exactly that. If you like big budget pop-crowd movies, this is as mainstream as it gets. I can't honestly think of a reason to see or not see this movie. Its pretty cut and dry. Either you like giant robot fights or you don't.