The Transporter 3

What if someone asked you what you do for a living and you said "I drive shit around, fuck fine ass chicks and kick muther fuckers' asses if they get in my way, especially if they fuck with my suit!" Cool ass job, huh?
Well, Frank is back doing what he usually does; kicking ass and dropping shit off. This time he has a Ukrainian chick to keep him occupied as well. What is it with Ukrainian chicks lately? Is Ukrainian the new Asian?
Olga Kurylenko (Hitman, Quantum Of Solace), Mila Kunis (Max Payne) and now Natalya Rudakova plays a chick named Valentina in this movie. Is the industry is putting out feelers for the new Mila Jovovich (Resident Evil series)? Looks like East Bloc bitches rock! I ain't mad at 'em. Have you seen their Prime Minister? Yulia Tymoshenko? Gawd damn! Fuck a Sarah Palin, they elected a hottie.
There's not a lot to tell you about this movie other than you get exactly what you expect. If you have seen Transporter 1 and 2 then you know what's coming. Its shot a little sleeker. The music is a little more hip. The car scenes are a bit less impressive (with the exception of one) but the fight scenes are damn good. If you haven't seen one and two then WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Don't see T3 if you haven't seen the first two. That's just dumb. No, it doesn't tie in with the first two. They just expect that you already know who Frank Martin is and what he does. Overall, its a good time killer. Typical of the Transporter movies only with slightly better cinematography. No, its not better than the first one. Yeah, its a little better than the second. If you like the transporter series, it stands to reason that you will like this one.
Unlike How Quantum Of Solace shitted on the James Bond series by not really being a decent espionage film, this is definitely a "Transporter" film. The plot is a little more transparent but who the hell goes to see a Transporter movie for the plot? Oh, and I don't give a shit what anyone says, Jason Statham would have been perfect in "Hitman". Yeah, bitches. Perfect. I can't wait till Crank 2 drops. That shit's gonna be off the hook! This is a good matinee in the meantime. Who are you kidding? You know you're going to see "Twilight" this weekend, aren't you? Yep.